
Storytelling | 🐷🐷🐷🐷 |
Characters | 🐷🐷🐷🐷 |
Acting | 🐷🐷🐷 |
Drama, Baby! | 🐷🐷🐷🐷 |
Fun | 🐷🐷🐷🐷 |
Humour | 🐷🐷 |
Visuals | 🐷🐷🐷🐷 |
Music and Sound | 🐷🐷🐷🐷 |
Originality | 🐷🐷🐷 |
Entertainment value | 🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷 |
Production value | 🐷🐷🐷🐷 |
Satisfaction | 🐷🐷🐷🐷 |
Movies. Data. Graphics. Nerd.
Storytelling | 🐷🐷🐷🐷 |
Characters | 🐷🐷🐷🐷 |
Acting | 🐷🐷🐷 |
Drama, Baby! | 🐷🐷🐷🐷 |
Fun | 🐷🐷🐷🐷 |
Humour | 🐷🐷 |
Visuals | 🐷🐷🐷🐷 |
Music and Sound | 🐷🐷🐷🐷 |
Originality | 🐷🐷🐷 |
Entertainment value | 🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷 |
Production value | 🐷🐷🐷🐷 |
Satisfaction | 🐷🐷🐷🐷 |
Feel-Good MOVIE OF THE YEAR!
Storytelling | 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 |
Characters | 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 |
Acting | 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 |
Drama, Baby! | 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 |
Fun | 🤡🤡🤡🤡 |
Humour | 🤡🤡 |
Visuals | 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 |
Music and Sound | 🤡🤡🤡🤡 |
Originality | 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 |
Entertainment value | 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 |
Production value | 🤡🤡🤡🤡 |
Satisfaction | 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 |
The only good thing I can write about «Aquaman» is that it ends. (Which is true in more than one way; the final 10 minutes of the movie were almost enjoyable).
But since this appalling piece of crab (yes, I just wrote that) presented itself as such an offending incoherent mess, I really don’t feel like making an effort here, either. So let’s just open the floodgates, shall we: