Biannual Regional Socks Reunion 2020

––– Breaking News –––

During the closing ceremonies of this year’s Biannual Regional Socks Reunion disturbing footage has surfaced: The shocking document strongly supports recent allegations that rafeman – a member of the highest echelons here at – has failed at adulting.

Graphic Content – Viewer Discretion Advised!

Confronted with the fact that this year at least ten socks were abandoned and left unpaired, rafeman declined comment on the situation and left the premises. Neither did he chose to clarify why he owns approximately 100 pairs of socks in various colors and specifications.

Rumors that a new, untested app (that was supposed to support the more than 1600 volunteers in pairing the socks) was responsible for the disaster were neither confirmed nor denied.

Our thoughts here at go out to all the single socks out there.
You’re not alone alone.

Microplastics found in human stools

Tell me about it…😢😩🚽💩!

Note by the editor: This silly article reflects in no way, shape or form the high standards in quality we aim to achieve on a regular basis to entertain you, our distinguished, most appreciated reader…

…but I’m paying a whole lot of money for Adobe licenses, infrastructure and SSL certificates, so just let me have this one, ok? 

And since I’m not a complete asshole (as you can imagine after seeing those pics) here’s the real news over at CNN and


And while you’re here:

Feline: A True Story

I’ve recently found myself ruminating and wondering why there hasn’t been a decent movie with some good ol’ cat content?

Cats – Undoubtably the best thing on the internet and the pinnacle of entertainment itself. So why not make them into a feature film worthy of a bunch of Oscars?

Well, your wait is over! I present you the next sensation in theatres next year: An anthology all about cats featuring some of the biggest talent in Hollywood: «FELINE: A True Story»

Eat. Sleep. Repeat.