Oscar Nominations 2019

🎥Now you can find all them #Oscar nominations (as baffling and undeserved as roma some of them might be) in our interactive Oscar Overload Oxperience 2019 over at Blick.ch! 🎞️ 🍿🥤

Act now and you’ll get our complimentary Academy Awards Archive Axtravaganza containing all the Oscar nominees and winners ever, all the way back to the year 1929, included in the Oscar Orchive Onslaught mentioned earlier!

https://www.blick.ch/interaktiv/interaktiv/alle-nominationen-der-academy-awards-die-oscars-2019-id15125968.html

The Raclette-Schieber 2018 Blockchain Edition

Für den kleinen Hunger 🧀 zwischen den Jahren: Der interaktive Raclette-Schieber ist zurück!

Ihr digitales Raclette-Erlebnis wird jetzt noch sicherer und vor allem noch köstlicher, denn erstmals nutzt der Raclette-Schieber in der aktuellen Version die Blockchain-Technologie, um die geschobenen Käse-Portionen dezentral in deliziösen Käse-Hashs abzuspeichern.

https://www.blick.ch/interaktiv/interaktiv/mit-neuer-rezeptur-und-nur-fuer-kurze-zeit-der-blick-raclette-schieber-id7776785.html

Microplastics found in human stools

Tell me about it…😢😩🚽💩!

Note by the editor: This silly article reflects in no way, shape or form the high standards in quality we aim to achieve on a regular basis to entertain you, our distinguished, most appreciated reader…

…but I’m paying a whole lot of money for Adobe licenses, infrastructure and SSL certificates, so just let me have this one, ok? 

And since I’m not a complete asshole (as you can imagine after seeing those pics) here’s the real news over at CNN https://cnn.it/2Jg4XRG and Blick.ch https://bit.ly/2SaQ5rH.

 

And while you’re here: https://rafenew.world/belletristik/

The Burger King is dead… (revised)

…long live the Republic!

With all those annoying royal babies making headlines, let’s imagine what a democratic fast food experience might look like compared to the proper monarchial way of burgering me:

Since the initial post of this article I’ve spotted one major flaw in the first version of my Burger Republic model. I stand and correct and I’m eager to give you a more accurate scheme: 

 

For comparison, here’s the first, flawed depiction:


 

rafenew.world Books für Grafiker

Die zweite Edition unserer beliebten Buchreihe steht ganz im Zeichen des Zwischenmenschlichen.

Die neue Ratgeber-Serie speziell für Grafiker,  visuelle Gestalterinnen und alle Fans und Fansinnen des gepflegten Wortspiels sollte in keinem Haushalt fehlen:

Feline: A True Story

I’ve recently found myself ruminating and wondering why there hasn’t been a decent movie with some good ol’ cat content?

Cats – Undoubtably the best thing on the internet and the pinnacle of entertainment itself. So why not make them into a feature film worthy of a bunch of Oscars?

Well, your wait is over! I present you the next sensation in theatres next year: An anthology all about cats featuring some of the biggest talent in Hollywood: «FELINE: A True Story»

Eat. Sleep. Repeat.