Bad Times At The El Royale

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Molly’s Game

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A Quite Place

Just having learned today what Β«Giri chokoΒ» or Β«PflichtschokoladeΒ» means, I realized what a lazy bastard I can be, preferring eating chocolate, pizza and McRaclette instead of writing forced movie Β«reviewsΒ» no one will ever read anyway.

Celebrating this new found honesty, I’m hereby introducing a new review-format for all no-time-for-no-bullshit-film-fans out there:

The Β«QuickyΒ» [measured in metric pigs]:

Here we go, starting with John Krasinski’s brillant Β«A Quite PlaceΒ» (Categories may vary):

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Β«PflichtschokoladeΒ»