Category: Quicky

Just having learned today what «Giri choko» or «Pflichtschokolade» means, I realized what a lazy bastard I can be, preferring eating chocolate, pizza and McRaclette instead of writing forced movie «reviews» no one will ever read anyway.

Celebrating this new found honesty, I’m hereby introducing a new review-format for all no-time-for-no-bullshit-film-fans out there:

The «Quicky» [measured in metric pigs]:

Here we go, starting with John Krasinski’s brillant «A Quite Place» (Categories may vary):

• Storytelling: 🐷🐷🐷🐷
• Characters: 🐷🐷🐷🐷
• Acting: 🐷🐷🐷🐷
• Drama, Baby: 🐷🐷🐷
• Fun: 🐷🐷🐷🐷
• Humour: 🐷
• Visuals: 🐷🐷🐷
• Music and Sound: 🐷🐷🐷
• Originality: 🐷🐷🐷🐷
• Entertainment value: 🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷
• Production value: 🐷🐷🐷🐷
• Satisfaction: 🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷